Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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