- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Your gay

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

it's funny because it's funny

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Women's Rights

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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