- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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