Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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