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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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