What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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