- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

You bumder!

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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