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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Refrigerator

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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