s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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