- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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