- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I'm HIV positive.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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