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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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