What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Anti Joke

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