What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A seal walks into a club.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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