- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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