Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

haha black people :D

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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