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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

whats worse than a kane nothing

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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