- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

kieran is a homosexual

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Roses are red Im adopted

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