nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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honest politician

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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