Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Sixty... eight

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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96

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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penis. nuff said.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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