How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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