- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

justin beiber sucks

Your gay

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

my penis

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??