A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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penis. nuff said.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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