- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

i like turtles

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Pickles

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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