- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Men

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Obama

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Facebook How i met my mother

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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