What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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