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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

you give like i give lomain

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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