- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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