Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Please Rape William Wright

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Anti Joke

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