- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

every knight i see an owl at window

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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