Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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I love you

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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