- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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