What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Women's Rights

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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