What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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