- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

I hate long jokes -_-

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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