- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Massie is a fatass

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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