- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Neil Lewis

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

hi dave

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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