- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Barack Obama is a good president.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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