- Anti Joke

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Robert Mugabe.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?