A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Get it? More.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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How about that airline food?

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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I'm sn otter

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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