- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do I hate? people

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

im saul and i love cock

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Matthew Wyckoff

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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