- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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