why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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