- Anti Joke

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Major League Soccer

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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