- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

whats 1 + 1? 2

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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