my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Penis.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Anti Joke

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