Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Hey

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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ccjcjcjcjcjcjjcjcjcjjcjcjcjcjcjcjccjcjcj why

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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No antijoke here.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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