Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Come in

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

how much fish could a chicken

What is the best joke ever? 1D

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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