- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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