- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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