- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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