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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Atheism

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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