what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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