- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Jordan is pregant

Blake wilkeys hair style

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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