Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Anti Joke

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