- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

who do we all like george goodburn

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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