- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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