- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

PENIS

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

No!

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

no.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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