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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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