- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

i am a dino. RAWR.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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