- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Homonyms should be band.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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