World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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