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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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