Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Anti Joke

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