- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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