- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

how do you win a game try your best

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

cory

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Knock Knock Who's there

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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