Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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