- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats worse than suicide? death

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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