- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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