A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Knock knock.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

The New York Giants

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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