- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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